Thursday, April 17, 2014

Wesley Snipes Snipe-isms!

Wesley Snipes so bad they had to change the spelling of the word BAD to WESLEY!

A python dropped down on Wesley and started to squeeze! Wesley was glad because he had left his jumprope at the house and needed to work out!

The judge who sent Wesley Snipes to jail is now in the witness protection program; on MARS!

Women fight over who will get to stand in Wesley's doorway the first step to getting in his house.

When Maasai warriors walk the planes of Africa lions run. When Wesley Snipes walk the plains lions, wild dogs, hyenas, leapards, and black mamba snakes run to India!

God got mad with Wesley and sent him to hell to teach him a lesson. Soon after Satan was knocking on the pearly gates demanding entry. He came in and he had two blackeyes, some broken ribs and a boot stuck in his ass. Satan asked "Who you trying to punish, him or me?"

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