God decided it was time and told his archangel Michael. "Go and get satan and throw him in the fiery furnace." Michael said, " Well Lord Wesley is down there. Why don't we just send him to get him?" God said "This is his final punishment. If we send Wesley, he'll come willingly!'
Dudes hate to go fishing with Wesley! While everyone else is reeling in their catch with their fishing rods, Wesley is pulling in the whale he's harpooned!
A one-legged man showed up at an ass-kicking contest. Everyone laughed til' they learned that this was Wesley Snipes dad; then everyone dropped out one by one.
Wesley Snipes put out a cd of his best songs. It went quadruple platinum in a week coz' nobody had the courage to tell him he couldn't sing, people were too afraid not to buy it!
Wesley did a back kick in Texas and knocked Jackie Chan out in Hong Kong!
Dudes hate to go fishing with Wesley! While everyone else is reeling in their catch with their fishing rods, Wesley is pulling in the whale he's harpooned!
A one-legged man showed up at an ass-kicking contest. Everyone laughed til' they learned that this was Wesley Snipes dad; then everyone dropped out one by one.
Wesley Snipes put out a cd of his best songs. It went quadruple platinum in a week coz' nobody had the courage to tell him he couldn't sing, people were too afraid not to buy it!
Wesley did a back kick in Texas and knocked Jackie Chan out in Hong Kong!
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